We have been getting a lot of e-mails asking this question so we should just go ahead and get it out in the open.
This should really just go without saying, but here it is for those of you who need to see it in writing.
FACT : a ninja would kick a vampires ass, in any situation, in any condition, on any planet, in any atmoshphere, ever. Period.
Vampires come and go with most fads, but NINJA never die!