Lub / Hate Mail

From: dustin butler
Subject: you awesome 

You are crazy awesome and I’m just crazy. CRAZY! All the idiots that refer to cold hard ninja facts must not know how to read everything. They don’t see that it is under Ninja Fun. You crazy awesome, me just crazy. regalpagel. 

Well said!

From: Graybird Fletcher
Subject: hEY. 

I am a really HOT ninja that loves to chop heads off snd play marbles with them{haha} and i took your quiz and came out “Good”. BTW, where do u live? I need a ninja job, cuze im gittin pretty pissed off at my former “Mananment”. They broughta GUN to a challengment, and heads started to roll. Literally, I’m afraid. They totally shredded my uniform! {MOFOS} That was a really nice one too, so I am in desprete need of a newone!
P.S U R a guy rite? 

What a coincidence! I’m a totally hot ninja too! (Incredibly hot actually)

From: Jenny Emmons
Subject: You rock! 

Omg, I gotta say that I lub your website. Thanks to you, I have become a fully fledged member of my ninja clan. And all of my fellow ninjas are jealous of my amazing ninja knowledge and skillz. All the other ninjas who mock you suck ass.

Jenny, I think I lub you. You come across as very intelligent. Would it be weird to ask for your virtual hand in virtual marraige surrounded by our closest ninja friends?

From: Dakota Holzinger
Subject: you are a dicrace to all ninjas! 

First of all i love ninjas and cant stand this crap that you put on this website. I am so disappionted that i dont wanna talk about the crap about never losing, can die from a bullet or they breathe under water. Its all lies and you need to get your head checked if you think this is true. 

I have had my head checked professionally 3 different times, and doctors all agree that I know way more about ninja that you do.

From: ty yates 

so let me see here. you know nothing of ninjas so you just fabricated this shit, right?
I mean how else could you get this shit so utterly wrong?

Oh ty, is it weird that I get excited when you say “utterly”?

From: wolf shelton
Subject: your sight sucks

i took your good bad ninja test and it said i was a bad ninja because im not messey or eviel. a true ninja is not mesey or eveil he gets his job done as fast and as safe as possble. you need to fix your sight on the real way of the ninja not your teen age bullshit. if you want to know any thang about the way a ninja relley is just reply back to me and i will send yall some info on ninja’s 

You should be counting your blessings that it wasn’t a spelling test. Could you imagine failing so much at once! And for the record, my sight doesn’t suck, I have 20/20 vision.

From: Aidan Brook 
Subject: you are spreading lies.

hey, i am very sorry to tell you but. your website has alot of false information on it. such as, the tradional color’s that ninja wore. at night ninja’s wore navy blue. not black. ninja’s never ever wore black. they only show ninja’s wearing black in movies because if they wore navy blue ninja uniforms at night, even with the lights, you wouldnt be able to see them. ninja’s do wear white in winter. and sometimes disguised themself as a samurai or other things. but ninja’s never wore black. so please. fix your website, and actually do some research before you tell people information. how can you call yourself a ninja. you dont even know the first thing about being a ninja. 
ok, a test to see if you are worthy of becoming a ninja. 
what is the best ninja technique? 
if you get this right, you can possibly become a ninja. but if you fail the test. you should just kill yourself or turn into a pathetic emo bitch. 
So Dark, the Con of Man 

ninja wore whatever the crap they wanted. they could wear your mom’s dress if they wanted to and there is diddely squat you could say about it.

as for your question, that is easy. the best ninja technique is the “monkey steals the peach” technique.

From: “shadowxx byWEZ”
Subject: …you are all stupid

first things first, it’s spelt ninjutsu, not ninjitsu, get your fucking facts right. second, all of you, even though you are complaining, i doubt you know the martial art of ninpo. search for shoto tanemura, my grandmaster, and ph34r his skillz. i hope all of you go to hell, i’ll be watching from heaven, throwing shuriken at your flaming asses. Jagshemash. 

ok, so maybe i should start by asking why you are so interested in my flaming ass. or maybe how you actually screwed up an easy word like “fear” and continue on to question the proper spelling of “ninjitsu”? or maybe with how you think you are getting into heaven with such flaming-shuriken-ass-raping tendencies? good luck getting that past God.

From: john munro 
Subject: False information

Dear Webmaster,
First of all I am a ninja and I study Taijutsu and use Shiriken. You don’t have the right information in your site. Ninjas do sweat because i am one and anyone can be killed by a bullet. Also ninjas cannot change clothes in 1 second because if they could then they would never get caught because they could disguse themselves as a villager. Ninjas cannot breath underwater! They didn’t invent the internet because they spend 87% of their lives doing dangerous missions not sitting on their ass and playing comp and looking a porn! Ninjas do go to the bathroom and they eat normaly. Most ninjas do not move to america because Japan has more ninja than the whole world does. Ninjas do play sports because I play football, baseball, and basketball also track and i could care less about what you say. Ninjas cannot crush golfballs at all unless it is with a sledge hammer. Ninjas do have a temper but they dont kill the winner. Do you have any clue how many shinobi would be in jail if they did all the bullshit you have in “Ninja cold hard facts”? Also ninjas tell the truth. So if you are saying that you took down the strongest samauri in the world and people were asking if it was you wouldnt you tell the truth. Also how would you know about handles, you arent even a ninja! Your just a dude obsessed with ninjas and you will never be one. 
P.S. Write me back and send me a picture of you so i can see if you are a real ninja……

you sound like a mere human and should stop calling yourself a ninja immediately. go back to turkey farming.

Subject: YOU SUCK ASS!!!!!!!>:0

Dude the fuck are you saying!? You don’t know shit about ninjas! If my sensa saw this he would be so pissed! Oh if frogot to say, but, I AM A NINJA YOU COCK SUCKING ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you know that little thing that said don’t fuck wiht a ninja? Maby you should take your oun advice for it, cuz you just fucked thit a ninja!!!!!!!! Why don’t you get rid of this web site and make an other one when you know more about what ninjas are and what they do, OR ELS!!!!!!! What you said reminded my of when me and my friend were talking about what we were goning to do next in ninjitsu and this kid named Zack over heard us and said “so if you are ninjas that means that you can jupt to the top of that tree.” and this other girl said “so if your like ninjas that means that I can like kick you and it won’t like heart” You are just as stupid as they are. Oh I all most frogot, could you tell me what boshecen is or geoko cuz I might lay off a bit if you do know what they are! But for now I think it best that you get your sorses strate and not make up shit that is not fisicaly posible! Or you thing of there will be saying I should not have fucked with that ninja. Oh man I just glad for you sake Soka Hotsuma dosn’t see this! I be you don’t even know who that is! That is so sad if you know about ninjas and you don’t know who he is! Ha ha ha ha, oh man that is sooooooo funny well it was nice talking shit to bye bye ass

i’m gonna respond to this one with something at your level. i don’t wan’t to go over your head and confuse you by using to many big words. i will use capital letters so you can easily make out each letter and form words with them. ok, so, here it is : GAA GAA GOO GOO

Subject: Fuckin Morons

This site is such a fucking waste of life, who’s fuckin bright idea was it to conclude that ninja move to america to live their lives as non assassins? I’m never going to visit this site ever again and hope to hell that that the webmaster gets his sorry, pathetic life ended very soon 


obviously you know absolutely NOTHING about the true ways of ninjitsu or even what a ninja is. you are probibly some pimple faced loser who watches way too many ninja movies. dude read a book or train as a ninja and see you are truely a complete idiot when it comes to the way of the ninja. 

From: “Carl Is King”
Subject: You Bullshit 

I was looking for a idea cause im spriting for some game. I came across this sight and i would like to comment you on all the bullshit. It is physically and impossible to breather under what. You are a bunch of dumasses and everybody who likes this site is a gay ass homo. Everybody who hates this sight as much as i do and believe they are fagot white nerds who dont know a potatoe from a Shuriken who made this site. Im not saying i know everything about ninja’s cause i actaully know nothing about them. But it is a bunch of bullshit. I hope a ninja comes to ur house and butt rapes you and shows you how a new age ninja does it.
P.S. I think this was a waste of my time 

ok, so let me get this straight (and i use the word straight very loosly with regard to you)
your game is about new age ninjas who are into butt raping and NOT breathing under water? they throw potatoes instead of shuriken? worship the gay ass homo? i guess you came to the wrong site, you must have been looking for the butt pirates. eat me.

From: david cavanagh 
Subject: what the fuck

i am sorry to say that i am absolutly disgusted by this website. it may just be a joke but it’s not a very good one. i study bushido and ninjitsu and although some facts and techniques may be right. the ones that aren’t are stupid. for example the “cold hard ninja facts” and also the one about the katana not being as good as the ninja sword. if you had any knowlege then you would know that first samurai had straight swords and reolised that if they made them curved they would be more affective. don’t you think that america have ruined the reputation of ninja enough. do you really have to continue this endless legacy of comercialisation. god dammit.
p.s. don’t insult the katana because it is my favourite weapon. so fix your god damn site.
thank you. 

From: Joe RedNeck 
Subject: loser.

as a student of martial arts i must say this is one hell of a dumb site. nothing to do with the arts or anything. just a bunch of posers saying they are ninja which they are obviosuly not. you are the most unhumble morons i have ever seen. 

what the crap are you talking about? you can’t even see us? we are friggin’ ninja! and for the record, we are very humble. and handsome. and the super-greatest-incredible-all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips ninja ever. 

From: “Gijs Molsbergen”
Subject: Ninja’s best site

if you want create a site like this, you must know something about ninja’s. One thing i can say is that 1200 recruited ninja’s walk on a little landscape called Japan. China counts 3.000 and that’s mostly from japanese origin. Jakuza though has 400. If a ninja tries to succeed he’s smart and will not kill another for fun.This is what makes your site unrealistic as i’m trying to say. It’s not the action you get, it’s the energy within yourself that grows. 

Sama angourin maida 

you sound like a math teacher. take your number voo-doo elsewhere and leave being awesome up to us. 


Hi. 1st off I’d like to start by saying how much you FUCKING ROCK! OMFG!!!! I lub your site so goddamn much. I go here everyday, its my homepage. I cannot get enough of your site! Its like a fucking drug mang! I’ve been meaning to send you an email for a while now but I just decided to finally do it. Your site is the greatest, it combines all of the elements that make a site as fucking awesome as yours! Its funny but yet extremely informative, very entertaining. I also have to thank you for making me decide to become a ninja. Your site has been the foundation of my knowledge of ninjitsu. Of course i have bought books, videos, trained at dojos, but you deserve the credit for introducing me to this. I love everything about this place, I love the new template as well, very 1337 ;). I am planning on buying some of your clothing soon too. Before I ever got my hands on a traditional ninja uniform i was using your shirt ninja technique! Very awesomely awesome kewlness on your part there =). Oh and I don’t mean to be rude because keeping this site running must be very difficult but maybe could you put up some more wallpapers if you have the time? Not that the ones that are up now are bad because they are super awesome! Just i would think it would be kewl if you could maybe put more up… Oh and one more idea, i was just thinking about what your site doesn’t and the only thing i really could of was a forum. I know where you can get very profesh and easy to use free forums if you are ever interested in putting a forum on your site. Well I have a lot more to say about how awesomely kewl you are and your site but i don’t want to bore you to death with this miniature essay im writing hehe. Later mang! Keep the fucking sweetness up dude you are fucking awesome! I lub your site!!!! =)! 

so far you are pretty cool. keep it up.

Subject: (no subject)

You’re idiotic site is an insult to ninjitsu. It has NOTHING to do with ninja 

From: “John Bui”

hey i only wanted to make one comment. ninja dont actually breath underwater. all the incredible feats they accomplished were done through tools and resourcefullness. anyway, the sheath of their sword was also used as a breathing tube for when they were underwater. they had a lot more tricks too. read up on ninja if you’re interested. remember, traditional ninjas dont exist anymore. plus they’re outdated and inferior to modern day ninjas (spies). and if you want to argue, ninjas were used for espionage. the difference is now the world has changed. a sword weilding dude in a black suit isnt going to be the best spy for any country nowadays. 

ok, i just want to make one comment. you are a moron. of course they can breath underwater. why must everyone dispute this. may you join them in an orgy of ignorance and continue to believe that ninja can not breathe underwater. might as well believe that britney spears is a virgin too. moron. 

From: ken archangel 
Subject: wazz upp fellows!!!

I keep on thinking, what in the world ninjas are here for. I dont think that they are here for a great mission. I do believe that they are kind of persons which enduranse is really for their own benefits. why ninja exist? 

ninja are here to kick ass! 

From: Elizabeth Elliot-Hogg 
Subject: SHIT man

Chee, you guy’s really are a bunch of cheeky little snotrag’s. You don’t know a bloody thing about ninja’s. If you had any brain’s you’d go jump in a lake. You are nothing but a humongus pile of rat droppings. 

No regards, Cameron 

hahahah, i like you. you got spunk. i will search out the nearest lake and jump in. cheers! 

From: Cam E.
Sent: Saturday, July 03, 2004 10:52 AM
Subject: SHIT

I think that you are nothing but a huge pile of rat droppings. Ninja’s should be honored. You are a bunch of stupid, fuckin, shitty gangster.
If you had any brains you would go jump in a lake! I am a ninja and know better. Go back were you came from you bullshitted piece of bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Sent: Friday, June 18, 2004 3:23 PM
Subject: ur a fucking retard

dude ur a fucking retard…. no one can breeath under water….no one can change cloths in less than 1 second ENLESS they r wearing velcrow and the cloths there changing to are under the velcrow…and bullets CAN hit ninja’s its just fucking hard to hit them…jesus christ u must be fucking stupid…. and not all ninjas have fucking bad tempers! jesus fucking christ ur a fucking moron….why dont u got outside and play hide and go fuc youre self u fucking retard!!!!!!!!!! 

From: “Xaith Kotaru”
Sent: Thursday, June 17, 2004 3:45 PM
Subject: I got called a terrorist.

I was using your Shirt Ninja clothing technique, and I tested it out today. It’s freaking awesome! But there’s one little mishap that happened… I was walking/running to my friend’s house down the street to pick up the game “Shinobi.” Well, after I ran my ass out of there, there was this lady staring at me. She got into her pickup truck and followed me half way to my house. She kept giving me unsure/dirty looks. She asked if I was a terrorist. Bull shit, I say. I just continued walking, and I didn’t show my face, of course. I just hope that I don’t get caught for something I didn’t do. 

~Jinnai Miyamoto 

P.S. I’m addicted to your site, man…SHIRT NINJAS KICK ASS! 

From: Mike S 
Sent: Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:11 PM
Subject: Feedback

Peace to you. I am a former martial artist who found the path to enlightenment. I found your website most entertaining, but the information you post does have many inaccuracies. The ninja were very often samurai’s themselves (which is one of the reasons why they disguised or covered their faces), or working for and with the samurai. The samurai paid them to kill threats to their household or the entire clan, and sometimes to assasinate leaders and generals before combat to weaken the enemy. Some of them were mercenaries with no code of conduct and they would rarely take part in open combat due to their inferior combat skills. A straightforward point is that 5 samurai would most likely be able to kill about 15-25 mercenary ninjas (although this may be to do with their greater armour and weapons). The ‘magic’ you mentioned was not considered magic by the ninja, but a way of entering a contemplative state in order to become one with the ninja’s surroundings and environment. Ninja’s were outlaws, seen as dishonourable and cowardly to the majority of people at that time. Much like the terrorists of this age. 

There is no beauty in murder or any other sort of harm to life. 

Warm Regards. 

Sent: Saturday, April 10, 2004 2:18 PM
Subject: u guys suck!!!!!!

u know nothing of the true ninja.u mock the ninja and the entire way of ninjutsu.remove all that u know is not true(like ninjas dont die from bullets or ninjas dont sleep or how to kill a killer tomato.)
:< $#!% heads!!!!!!! 

Sent: Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:06 PM
Subject: can’t we all just calm down?

ok,well first off,i know this sight is a bit innacurate,but what the hell?!this site was made for fun,im a ninja trainee and i like this site,it was made to be humoruos! y can’t all u guys take a joke and mellow out,its just a website.all u guys who support this site,thank you,very much.all you who eat shit and are probably lesser ninja arent u?!?! ur just pissed down shitheads who look like hell and write death threats cause u can’t take a joke,im only a kid but i exel in weapons and id join ryan,and adam,and rob in kickin the living shit out of you jerks,look,eat shit and die u assholes that push around guys who are just havin fun!!! 

the ninja trainee and site supporter,

Sent: Sunday, March 07, 2004 6:56 PM
Subject: (no subject)

wow there are alot of gay ppl writing to you. your site is definately funny and cool. it doesnt matter if its all right or wrong, its the fricking internet. anyway good job you made me laugh. keep it up 

Sent: Friday, February 20, 2004 8:30 AM
Subject: not for putting on the site, purely for your digestion

just found out about your site. A real shame about some of the information you have written here especially the history side of things. You have the basic differences between the ‘noble’ Samurai and the Ninja but there is a huge amount of information you could pass on to people without re-writing large amounts. I have spent the majority of my life studying the medieval history of Japan and have even had several books on the history of the Ninja published. In the spirit of bushido I would happily give you information in an effort to help your site show a little accuracy should you require it. 

Just please look at this subject from a factual point of view. The Ninja can almost be comparable to special forces of today. They were expected to go out, a lot of the time alone and survive using whatever they had or could find. Shiruken were not used to penetrate the armour. The chances of this happening, especially to the full battle armour was remote but Samurai did not wear the armour much of the time. The Ninja did not expect to kill with them, they were used to wound, to give that distraction they needed to escape. 

I also find it quite amusing reading some of the comments on the feedback forum. Are these people actually for real? please tell me you wrote these yourself?!?! 

From: Terri
Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 4:36 PM

you guys are so gay to come up with such bull crap as your web site has, you guys suck, i hate you, bye. 

From: Adam
Sent: Tuesday, February 10, 2004 7:30 PM
Subject: Ninja’s 4 Ever

Your site is so freakin’ awesome!!! DY-NO-MITE!!!!!! i just had to say this. I’ve been into ninja’s for a while, what really got me into them was the video game Tenchu 3, and i’ve been loving ninja’s ever since. i never really email anyone, but your website is so bad-ass that it made me do it. i also thought that everyone at would find this amusing. I’m a guitar player at berklee college of music in boston, and me and my friend ryan are starting a funk band. we’re called the “bad motha’ fucka’ sextet.” When people ask what kind of music it is, i’m gonna say it’s ninja funk. then they’re gonna say “why are you guys ninja funk?” then i’m gonna say “cause we whoop so much ass!!!” well i hope you guys like my email, and hopefully i’ll hear back from you soon. maybe not cause we’ll both be to busy stealthing around. 

Keep it Ninja,
Adam “NinjaEyes” Dantes 

From: Rob 
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2004 6:12 PM
Subject: Lub/hate mail

Wow…. people obviously do not understand the concept of Bujinkan Taijutsu ( which is what ninjutsu is called ). Your readers are obviously not very proficient at spelling either. You guys that are sending the hate mail consider yourselves ninjas? ha. Most people who practice ninpo do not brag about it and they certainly do not send death threats to a ninja site who to my knowledge are just trying to have fun. Studying the real art of ninpo teaches you to not be aggressive and not fight. just hought i would state the truth 

From: Ryan
Sent: Tuesday, February 03, 2004 7:30 PM
Subject: Wow, wannabe shinobi need to relax

Ok, before I read one more outraged “ninja” threatening to kill the webmasters, keep a few things in mind. I practice Budo Taijutsu, study ninpo, and know just as much about ninutsu as most of these supposed experts that write in. 

Ninjutsu developed in response to an overbearingly rigid and intolerant culture, and were far ahead of their time in social and technical creativity. This site is obviously designed to be fun, just as true ninjutsu training is. If you want humorless indignation, go study bushido. Any “true ninja” would be intelligent enough to be amused by this site, and not be so petty as to get angry over obvious jokes. 

And to all the wannabe shinobi who can’t spell but threaten death, you can come try and kick MY ass, as you people give a worse impression of us than any parody website, and I guarantee you I’ll do my best to beat some humor into you. 

-Ryan, Assassin O’ Golfers- 

From: Dave Oneal
Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:16 AM
Subject: Check this out

First of all, much respect for your site. I think it’s hilarious. (although inaccurate in some parts, who gives a shit anyway.) I’m not a ninja. I do study martial arts. Anyway, a few of these hate mails pissed me off. One, in particular from a person named Logan Stewart, who said ” All you white people need to leave the martial arts to us asians. ” What the fuck? What a racist moron. White = caucasian. Caucasian = white asian. Besides that, I don’t believe martial arts should be used for bullying. I use and have used it only in defense for myself, my friends, and what is right. If I wasn’t meant to study martial arts, I wouldn’t be able to do it. I do give respect to the Asian people who created and developed these beautiful arts, but not to a racist asshole of any variety. Shit. A white man invented the light bulb. So what? Do you see me telling Asians and other varieties of man to leave electricity to us? I think that person in particular knows he is wrong, but is so fueled by hatred that he has to say stupid shit like “Leave our arts alone.” Well go to hell then, jerk. You don’t own any art; Do think a martial art itself ( if it could speak in simple human language) would say” Don’t touch me, I belong only to Asians. One love, you asshole! And about this guy who says ninjas do use guns. So fucking what? Guns are pussified. All it takes is one shot, no matter how much of a skilled fighter you may be. Respectful combat does not involve guns, no matter if you are a ninja, a kickboxer, or whatever. Guns suck no matter who uses them. Thank you for reading this, and I hope you understand my plight. Over and out, ninjas and others who respect the martial arts. 

From: Michael Dwyer 
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 5:51 PM
Subject: Ninja

Your site is dumb as Albert Einstien at a dumb guy convention ninjas cant breath under water. And ninjas dont lie all the time.You guys shouldnt just make up stuff .A jedi could beat a ninja up. 

From: Sparko
Sent: Sunday, January 25, 2004 4:25 PM
Subject: Lub mail

This is a really entertaining site, get that ENTERTAINING. It is not supposed to represent ninja in any type of real light, but shows all the popular conceptions. It has real information, a little bit at least, and that is the merit of the site, it shows the fact and fiction. 

People ninja were assassins, they killed for their clan and honor, although their honor was of a different sort than the samurai. And on the subject of ninja being unable to kill a samurai, ninja killed, and were killed by, samurai all through the history of Japan. 

Also, just for those humor-less people out there, you are not assassins, so try to calm yourselves when you get mad about the site and threaten to remove testes and kill and maim all in your path. I’ll give it to you that your anger might prevent the use of real words, but the use of “u” in replacement of “you” really degrades your merit. Oh, and ninja is its own plural, just so you know. 

As for the magic and breathing under water, it is believed that ninja, like many of the elite warriors of ancient times, could enter a trance state that allowed them to have incredible control over body functions. This would not allow them to breath under water, but it could allow them to remain submerged for incredible amounts of time. People are capable of far more than many think, try to keep an open mind.

People calm down, it’s only a web-site. 


Sent: Saturday, January 24, 2004 2:10 PM
Subject: Real Ninjas?

All the love and hate mail that you guys (or girls) get is rather missing the point, I think.
Ninjas are supposed to be surrounded and shrouded in mystery and lore. A major function of the Shinobi was as espionage and counter intelligence, i.e. spreading disinformation along with the facts. The current Grandmaster, Massaki Hatsumi (the only one to have accredited scrolls linking back to the nine clans, I might add.) openly “lies”to his students. This is not blatent misinformation, but an attempt to get his students to use their own minds. To discover the truth for themselves.
I teach Budo Taijutsu and would be classified as a ninja by most people who understand the principals involved. 
I am no expert by any means, but I think your web site is excellent. It is both educational and entertaining and manages to give many different refference sources from Hatsumi and Hayes (actual practitioners) to Ashida Kim and the legendary Sho Kazugi. Thae latter did more for spreading the desire to train in a wicked bad ass martial art than anyone else on the planet. I owe them alot.

Thank you and keep up the good work. 

From: Ron and Sue 
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 8:42 PM
Subject: Lub/Hate mail

I don’t know what kind of barn many of your viewers were raised in, but if they can’t tell the difference between fact and humor, then the general public is much more pathetic than I previously thought. All these people who say you insult the ninja are either blind or extremely stupid, because it’s easy to tell when you are kidding and when you are serious. Personally, I think your web site is hilarious. I definitely plan to return and might even add it to my favorites list. Keep it up. By the way, the people who say they will beat you up if you don’t take the site off the net are seriously disturbed. How are they supposed to find you? Anyway, don’t listen to those mindless dolts. I’m counting on you to keep providing humor the general public. 

A Fan of the Ninja 

P.S. Whatever happened to proper spelling? Some of these threats aren’t even readable. Yeah, like someone’s going to be intimidated by a Neanderthal who can’t even spell “you are”. Give me a break! 

Sent: Thursday, January 01, 2004 9:13 PM
Subject: Put this in your Hate/Lub mail section

I just wanted to say, this site is fun. But unfortunatly, it is not a true ninja site. I mean, it has more Humor than ninjatsu. This site is only good if it was meant to be a funny site. If you meant this to be a ninja site then it would really suck. It does discrace the name of ninja, and it shows disrespect to them. But it’s not so bad compared to !!!! Don’t take any of this offending!lol! I just wanted you guys to know that it’s more of a funny site then a ninja site. 

Once again, cool fun site. Bad ninja site. 

P.s. if you want to see a “ninja site” (not a fun site like yours) it is by the way, I made the site. Feel free to send me suggestions. 

Sent: Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:40 AM
Subject: ninja questions…

Is it true that the well admired and respected wressler, Jake “The Snake” Roberts was a ninja? Is it true that ninjas don’t like college football (that’s just what I heard)? 

ninjas hate football…and most sports…except killing…they like that sport.
jake the snake is more of a drunken monkey than a ninja.
– webmaster 

From: Joost
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 10:19 PM
Subject: Are these letters for real???

Are these letters for real??? Unbelievable… if so you can add two more facts in the Ninja Cold Hard Facts section. 1 Real ninja do not have a sense of humor whatsoever. 2 All ninja can not spell. 

Great site, I love it. This site has changed my life, I always thought that ninja were a little bit lame until I saw how a ninja defeats a killer tomato. Respect for ninja, man! And I never thought about it before, but it’s so obvious: golfers ARE the devil. Just think about it. How can it not be. Kill ’em all is what I say. 


From: Mr. Umbrella Man 
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 6:49 PM
Subject: I love your site

Dear Webmaster,
I have recently stumbled onto your site, and unlike all the people who seem to think that you give ninjas bad names, I really enjoyed your site. I looked through it, and I like how you mixed in the traditional ninja stuff in with what kids like today. Anyone who doesn’t realise that this site is for fun, should have their head examined. Take, for instance, the statement about ninjas being able to breathe underwater. Now, since most of us realise that this is an elaboration, we can, with certainty, discern that this site is more about the “fun” side of ninjas, than the realistic art that has been passed down from generation to generation. 

Anyone who starts ranting on about samurai in their hatemail to should step back, look over his/her e-mail, and realise that the site is about ninjas, and not about samurai. Why talk about samurai on a site about ninja? If you want a site about samurai, go make a site about bushido and honor and see what kind of response you get. The people at have spent time and energy in the creation of their site. If you think you can make a site that informs about ninjas (or samurai) and gets the same amount of traffic, please, try. I will happily go and see how poor your site is. 

Laughing my ass off about the “hatemail” on,

From: matt manall
Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2003 2:58 PM
Subject: too much falseness

i think you need to research the ninja more. you have nun-chuckue as a ninja weapon. these werent even a japanese weapon they were korean. and even they they werent a weapon. hollywood made them one. ninja also never wore those uniforms. that portrail of the black uniformed ninja came when kabuki plays and puppet shows startd having ninjas in their plays. the stage hands that were not meant to be seen always dressed in all black gees. so when it came tiem to depict a ninja who was a master of stealth and infiltration, was clad in teh all black uniforms to emphasize teh ability of not being seen or hidden. your history is also partially incorrect and not completely done 

only 1/3 of the ninja population were evil assassins that sold there skills ot teh highest bidder. most of teh assassins were very peacefull and only used there art in self defence or when needed to preserve their way of life. 

From: Marcus F
Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2003 2:09 PM
Subject: That site is incredi-what the funk-ble! For starters.

As a “Lower Ninja,” or however you’d prefer to refer to me, I have to say that your’ site definetly has it’s UPs, and it’s downs… So to speak. 

As a ninja though, I may be lying, because you say that we lie ALL the time, but this praise that I have… Is true. 

You guys have many, many cool links to different topics, and I’m VERY surprized that I just found your’ site. The “Ninja Etiquette” section had me laughing hysterically(I do not laugh out though, because I minimize all feelings… mostly). The other sections were all very funny, and informative(To some extent). I may sound like some type of smart a$$ bringing all this to your’ attention, but it’s alright… That’s… Kind of one thing that ninjas do… True ninjas… At any rate. 

The store is incredible, and that “DON’T F**K WITH A NINJA” shirt kicks a$$!! The stickers are tyte too, and I’m probably buying a set to stick on the back side of my closet door(Since noone needs to see them.). That, or I’ll just give ’em to my friends who think that they “sound really cool” or something. 

The Ninja School… Is… Hmm… How to put this… Oh yeah, my new fave site to hop around and show other people. 

Keep up the good work, or commit seppaku. 

Either one of those you do… will work, but I hope that the site stays up. 

From: “Dan wanabeninja”
Sent: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 9:00 PM
Subject: anti hate 2

yea the websight kicks ass….but some1 got inot my e-mail and schanged my name to fag whor….now i know who this person is could i consider the name insult enough to assasinate them? if not ill probly just egg them for the hell of it…….and thos who dont like u sight should still die i look forward to any new thing on the sight and used some of the information i got to pass a english speech thank u for makeing the info available or else i would have used info from some other crappy sight. i think u should add a ninja game…or mayb a flash movie……cuz that would be cool and make the sight kick ten times more ass. 


From: Loki
Sent: Saturday, September 27, 2003 2:44 PM
Subject: Lub/Hate Mail

Hey guys. I absolutely love your site, I find it both informative in some sections and hilarious in others. However, everytime i visit your site, I always take time to visit the Lub/Hate mail section which makes me laugh and depresses me at the same time. It stumps me to find that so many Jerry Springer fifth grade rejects have access to computers, let alone the internet. 

Certainly it isn’t totally obvious, but the humor should be able to grasp onto the average semi-adult mind fairly quickly, surely? Several pages of the website are devoted to true ninja history and fact. Others for humorous and entertainment purposes only. If readers’ brains are too weak to handle the two different ninja subesections together on the same site, then shut up, disconnect, turn the computer off, and read a %^$#ing book for christ’s sake, maybe it would help with your english writing skills, considering the concept of spell check is way beyond your scope of the small and enchanted world you live in. 

Seriously kids, go home. 

I believe that your strives to bring the true ninja world and the pop-culture phenomemon together in one giant community is fantastic and fun. Keep it up. 

Your undying supporter and ninja,
Loki the Kage-Dansu 

Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2003 7:15 PM
Subject: REAL NINJA!

Sweet drunken Buddha on feakin pool table, Wat is this? Where da hell du u get this from?Youve never in ur in tire life yuv never met Sho Kusugi. learn from Real masters, like Masaki Hatsumi.get a life u puusies.golfers arent the enemy, where do u get this? U better shut up. im serious yo u dont stop ur dead. 

From: “matt weide”
Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2003 11:05 AM
Subject: why do you disgrace the samurai?

i am a well trained samurai and was a ninja but ninjitsu was completely unorganized if you want to try some hard shit try training in the way of the samurai i follow the boshido and iam a strong samurai some stupid ass ninja throwing stars or shuruken could not penitrate the armor of the samurai and it is a proven fact that samurai ussualy defeated the ninja and the ninjas swords were pathetic if our katanas hit against one of those it would break 

Sent: Saturday, September 13, 2003 9:36 PM
Subject: (no subject)

What gives you the right to even think ninja dont use guns? Have you ever put on a uniform and had a gun pointed at you and the only way out is to draw your gun back? I didn’t think so! If you ever get real ninja knowledge I might come back, but until then, I shall not be back, I’ll have my minions check back. 

From:John Humpton
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2003 8:17 AM
Subject: hate

I am a ninja and your site is full of lies ,lies and more lies.It would be good if you knew more about the ninja not just that crap from movies and made it clear when your joking or serious.As a ninja I hate you ,but I do hate golfers and would love to throw shuriken in their stupid asses. 

From: Alex
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 10:36 AM
Subject: wow 

wow u guys disgrace the name of the ninja. most of the stuff u say is almost complete bullshit. I unlike that psycho “berserker” do not want u to close down ur site because some of ur stuff is true, i mearly want u to correct ur self. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING THAT U FIND IN A MOVIE! hollywood or w/e makes the ninja out to be crazy super humans. I in fact take ninpo and know their history and secrets, i suggest u should do the same or at least try to find out what the hell is true and false. the part where u say that ninja never go to the bathroom is retarded. they had sacks hanging from their belts when they were on missions that they would use to expel unwanted waste from the body. 


Sent: Wednesday, July 30, 2003 12:06 PM
Subject: (no subject) 

listen up you fuckin assholes you talk about ninja like they are some idiots in black jumpsuits that throw shuriken at stupid ass golfers. Unless you wanna die I suggest you shut down this stupid ass website or I’ll personally come to your doorstep and cut off your balls (as if you had any). Like I said shut it down or you will pay. 


From: Logan Stewart 
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2003 9:09 PM
Subject: Leave our… 

All you white people need to leave the martial arts to us asians. You guys think it’s all about beating people up, but it’s not. It’s all about the beuty of the art and the self defense. Being a ninja you really don’t know anything about it, all you do is watch movies and read books. you should learn from a real master of the art. Leave our arts alone. 

Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2003 4:03 PM
Subject: Stop all that god damn lying!

I love ninja and I’ll like to be one someday but this lying is ridiculous. If a ninja wanted to get along with a golfer, he could! And if a ninja did a lot of work, he’ll sweat! And trust me on this one, after being shot 1 million times, a ninja would be DEAD! A ninja can’t breathe underwater, I don’t care what people say, that is the most stupidest thing I heard. It’s impossible to change clothes in a second. IMPOSSIBLE! If a ninja wanted to take a puff of that black & mild, he COULD! And I ain’t going to argue with Ninja’s always land but if they fall too far, they dead. I’m not sure if Bill Gates is a ninja but is not, you know you is a god damn lie for putting that up there. A ninja do eat and drink and I know damn well a ninja take a shit every once in a while. I’m not sure that ninja don’t play sports, but the last time I checked, martial arts is a SPORT! Define sports jerk! And ninja have different personality. Some ninja will just say they win some, they lose some. And when you said ninja never lie, you had to be talking about yourself. A ninja could tell the truth if he wanted. 

You have to check your self because with all that, you had to be lying! Oh yeah, I just remembered, didn’t you say a ninja lie. You must be lying now. Dummy, a ninja could tell the truth if he wanted. Somethings you said were stupid and I would like to become a better more religious and good caring non-lying no killing for nothing ninja, because if that’s what a ninja is, ninja are assholes. Dummy! But still, I love ninja and I love to be one someday! Don’t take what I said the wrong way. 

From: Robert Bougeon 
Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2003 12:48 PM
Subject: Ninja etiquette section revise

Ninja etiquette section:

Your Quote: “Never bring a gun to a ninja sword fight. Ninja don’t use guns. Ever.
“guns are for pu**ies” – 311

It has been well documented that Ninjas for centuries were very adaptable warriors using whatever weapon most suited a particular job. Early Firearms while noisy… did in fact have there use in assassinations and wars between clans, and were in fact used to accomplish the Ninja missions when needed. 

I’d also be very interested in hearing you or anyone else calling someone with a gun a pussy to their face… 


From: Inward superior 
Sent: Sunday, May 11, 2003 11:56 AM
Subject: You are mistaken

If Ninjas did half the stuff you said we would be an extinct race. Ninjas are not to be messed around with. I have a gang of ninja warriors and we never carry weapons with us. If you are a propper Ninja you do not need them. Some of your ideas are good but i think you need to work on your site alot more. 
From Ninja Warriors of the future
also be vary of red cars 

From: boar
Sent: Saturday, May 03, 2003 12:49 PM
Subject: hi,fellow ninjas!

it seems that the 1980 movie “the octagon” triggered the resurgence of ninja exploitation in the us.there were virtually no movies in the 70’s with ninjas.sho kosugi was one of the early pioneers of popularizing ninja’s onscreen. okay.i just remembered something.i’m literally eating my own words now because i recall back in 1988 i rented a movie called “ninja dragon”.and it was from 1976.definetely a rarity though.i cant really think of any others that stood out from that was basically all bruce lee,chuck norris,jim kelly and david carradine.oh.and don wong(slaughter in san francisco) too,as well as bruce li and bruce le. the 80’s ninja icon sho kosugi changed all of that,and he influenced franco nero(enter the ninja) to do his only martial arts film out of over 100 other flicks he did in his carear.obviously,because of the resurgence of ninja popularity mainly caused by the movie”the octagon”a year earlier he chose the character of a ninja instead of a run of the mill carradine or chuck norris type character. so this format of martial artshood was a sort of rebirth for on screen martial artists who needed a new format with a unique twist and the ninja character promptly provided us martial arts fans with this need by entertaining with their undeniable and unique screen presence. michael dudikoff(american ninja) took it to another level by providing a camoulflage clad guerilla warfare specialist in the form of an american military style ninja. so now the question remains.when will there be another resurgence of ninja popularity on the big screen?or at least on the direct to video market?right now it’s more or less an onslaught of computerized enhanced fantasy based martial arts characters instead of genuine ingenuity,cleverness,creativity and true character presence that the ninja hero’s provided in the 1980’s. maybe i’m wrong but it seems that the exploitation of the ninja took a downward spiral after the teenage mutant ninja turtle phenomenon of the early 90’s took off.from there on the ninja were typecast as these bumbling bafoon clowns who get beat by one dork even when their outnumbering the hero dork 10-1.this was obviously an effort by hollywood to discourage other companies from making more ninja based movie projects.the last really good one that i remember seeing,even though it was for the most part a goofy comedy,was “ninja camp”(1990)with gerald okimura as the master ninja. after the turtles it was basically alot of goofy and pathetic stuff so now filmakers are apparently afraid to even attempt a project with the computer enhanced film industry doing it’s job of associating martial arts as solely a rich filmakers lot. the ninjas need to return to the screen in a dynamic and vengefull style.long live the ninja! 


From: Evan 
Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2003 11:36 AM
Subject: samurai VS ninja

I really think your site is good. It definatley has a few flaws, and i understand what these people are talking about when they say you are disrespecting the ninja or the samurai. But I dont agree, if thats what you are thinking. Just becuase your site has alot of fun games, doesnt mean that they are seriously like ninja training tools. And about the samurai, this site isnt about samurais, ITS ABOUT NINJAS! All those guys who send hatemail really go over the top. The site does not revolve around samurais, so samurais are not going to be really significant. And we think that the ninja is much more powerful than the samurai, because the ninja does not follow some code of honor, and if they like brush thier teeth in a way that strays from the code of honor, they have to cut thier stomach open. Also, the ninja has awesome weapons and can sneak up behind people and kill them like 1.2.3.SLICE! Also it is a common misconception that ninjas dont use guns or any modern weapons. Those people really think that if ninjas existed today as much as they did in the past, that they wouldnt take advantage of guns and tazers and other futuristic weapons, even though it would seem weird the see a ninja shooting people with a silenced 9mm! I dont know if that is the code of the samurai or not, whether to use guns or not, but still come on. What do you guys think, Who would win, NINJA OR SAMURAI!!!! 

From: khai tran 
Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2003 6:55 PM
Subject: Ninjas are not to be fooled with.

To The Retarded Manager- 

Your site gives ninja a bad name, you insult the ninja by using parodies and insulting posts about ninjas. Oh by the way, watch your back. -_-;

-Khai (Who hates that site)

From: krush ninja
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2003 5:21 PM
Subject: your site is false

you are giving us ninja a bad name. We invisibly protect the general public. why do you think stories in the newspapers about crooks always kind of peter off, and dissappear? We are brothers with the papers, the big ones anyway.most of us do not carry weapons around. we do not need them, we can feel you pull a gun or weapon on us from 100 feet away, then we vanish, and you feel a pain in your head. Then you wake up in the hospital. We are the silent protectors. ever hear about guys walking into a bar and clearing out the entire place ON THIER OWN??
You, who have never had to feel a blade of Ice, or walk on fire, what do you know of Ninja? you want to learn? call me 
i would be impressed if you even manage to trace this email. 

From: adelmo b
Sent: Sunday, April 06, 2003 8:01 AM
Subject: Good and Funny page but…

Hi, i must say that is a pretty good page, but there’s a little problem, the stuff with the guns is a little bit out of track. Ninjas used guns at the moment that gunpowder was brought to japan because (I think you know the following) ninjas were known as magician because they thought of everething before most of the population and I dare to say befor the goverment itself, so if you think about it, it probably had been stupid if you go to a mission where you knew there would be fire guns without one. On the other had, I really like your page keep up the good work. 

PS: If I can find a picture of the pistol that Togakure Ryu used to use, i’ll send it to you!! 

From: Sandra V
Sent: Monday, April 07, 2003 12:37 PM
Subject: great site!!!

I came across your site the other day and I just have to say that I LOVE IT!!!
Although I am not a ninja, I used to dress up like a ninja when I was a little girl in hopes of catching bad guys… alas, the dream never came true but the admiration lingers :( 

Thanks for putting together such a great site! 

New York City 

From: Gingerninja19877@xxx
Sent: Monday, April 07, 2003 12:56 PM
Subject: Samurai? Woteva!!

I’ve just read some of the hate mail you’ve got and im ashamed of these people thinking that the samurai are better than the ninja. So wot if they march elegantly in to battle like a bunch of heavily armoured poodles, the ninja sneak up on unsuspecting victims and kill them before they know wot hit them, unfair killing is wot we like to see these days, the ninja hav my support all the way and praise be to and down with all golfers!!! you guys are great!!!! from the ginger ninja+ the rest of the clan of the broken cow bell 

From: Jakub Koch
Sent: Sunday, March 30, 2003 10:33 AM 

I need 10 000 000 euro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You mast it give!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I it don’t give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have a five days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or I you death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My adress is: Czech republic
street: Slovenská 2901
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email adress:

Sent: Monday, March 03, 2003 10:54 AM
Subject: I AM OUTRAGED!!!

I am outraged at the part of your site which states “A ninja should never enter the UFC. For your information, Steve Jennum (man in the picture bleeding) WON that UFC even though he was hurt. He was the UFC III Champion. You should instead put that he one that and that Ninjutsu is an effective street art indeed as well as sport (UFC)!!!!!!!!!! 


From: Michael Capparelli
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2003 6:54 PM
Subject: what is wrong with u ninjas!!!!?

Ur site, u must have taken a long time to make it, yet its completely and utterly useless…blah blah blah ninjas are invincible.. ninjas do magic blah blah bleh! 

whats up with that? ninjas can’t defy the laws of physics just like everyone else… it gives us martial artists a bad rep when u just go and brag cuz your so high on yourself…i’m glad u guys have a hobbie but this is the 21st century no one needs to hire a spy to take out an ancient Japanese shogun anymore…. u guys are full of shit From:
Sent: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 4:48 PM
Subject: I am sick of this crap

What is this crappy internet site?? Im getting sick of people making fun of the art of ninjitsu! And what the hell is with the golfer crap? This isnt a ninja site this is a joke site. none of what was on this site made sence. Ninjas are humans humans crap eat pee sleap dont breath under water and ninjas dont always were maskes. I do agree on the golfer thing though those guys suck.

Sent: Wednesday, February 19, 2003 9:43 PM
Subject: way of the bushido outways the thievery of ninjitsu

The almighty sword of the samurai will cleave in two the myth of ninja superiority. Samurai Jack would split the three ninjas heads open like oh so many watermelons.
But seriously, the samurai has some major props. I mean, the cool sword, the armor, the strict code of conduct, usagi yojimbo, the awsome style, i mean face it. A ninja chuckin poison darts shuriken and junk aint even gonna dent the layered and laquered steel armor of the almighty steed mounted warrior. Show the samurai some respect.

From: Jeffrey H
Sent: Sunday, January 05, 2003 12:23 AM
Subject: I think Sho Kosugi directs Drummers Too 

In the credits of the recent hit film The Scorpion King it say that a Sho Kosugi directed a group of Japanese drummers doing a music sequence called Marching In. I wonder if it is the same guy who made all those cool Ninja movies

From: steve c
Sent: Sunday, December 15, 2002 8:22 AM
Subject: You All 

You all act like the ninja is a joke ,
It’s not , and you will all pay,
You are lost fools.

Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2002 4:19 PM
Subject: to the people at etn…

Personally as person I think you guys are phonys but , as a shadow warrior you discrace us like in your training videos, they aren’t really training videos they are motion pictures like for instance “the american ninja” yeah thats a real good training video. do expect to buy that crap!! why don”t you try to sell real training videos. that teach the real basics about ninjutsu. write back to correct me if i am wrong.

From: Mike S.
Sent: Monday, December 23, 2002 10:11 AM
Subject: i need ur help with this

hi after both world wars it become to me, unless mankind puts an end to war ,war will put an end to mankind. so i am begging u plz listen and spread the word to ignore the terrorists and the governments and start preparing ninpo or any martial arts we msut bring peace wit any samurai or vampires if they exist any friend who will stand with us i hope u reply, spread the news the corruption of men ends and a new dawn arises i hope.people that r unhumane in their actions and pure evil or pure selfishness

From: Padraic F.
Sent: Tuesday, November 26, 2002 4:28 PM

More evidence that golfers are the devil. according to my sources who wish to remain anonymous, (to be honest i don’t remember where i got this,) that long ago men curesed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witch craft. Today it’s called golf. I just love that one. 


Sent: Tuesday, November 12, 2002 11:03 PM
Subject: We want Dickey!

Honorable Master,

Why no pictures of Lucinda Dickey in the “Ninja III: The Domination” photo section? After all, it was she who was “dominated” by the evil spirit of the demon ninja! The bad (green) ninja was killed at the beginning of the movie and ressurrected at the end, but it was the superbly aerobacised and excellently 80’s poofy-quaffed Ms. Dickey who did all the cop-whacking and other assorted revenge-related work. As for the Venerable Mr. Kosugi, he mostly snuck around hallways and lurked out in Lucinda’s yard wearing a cool-looking but impossibly heavy sword guard as an eye-patch.

Yes, while her star shone brightly in such classic B-films as “Jekyll and Hyde: Together Again!” and – if I recall correctly – in both “Breakin'” AND “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo,” it was in “Ninja III: The Domination” that Lucinda Dickey’s talent shined brightest, albeit all-too-briefly.

So, all that having been said, how ’bout some pics/captures/whatever of her as a bad-ass ninja chick? 

Jason M.

Sent: Wednesday, October 30, 2002 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: Where are you? It’s SHO TIME!


If you call me a punk again, I will beat you guys up that you guys will be sent to the hospital. I am serious! I will take you on anytime. I will fight you for calling me a punk. This time I will tell you where I am and what I look like. 

I am in Evanston, IL. I have strawberry blond hair. I have a coat that is blue and has the word Columbia written on it. I will be wearing blue jeans. I have a green and black shoe with black shoe strings on it. You guys will get hurt if you mess with me. I plan to be a black belt. I am a red belt now. I have my own ninja uniform. Bring it on! 

Send me a e-mail picture of you guys so I know what you look like so when I find you we can end this once and for all. When I find the pictures on my e-mail, then I will start looking for you. 

Erin Sxxxxxx

Sent: Sunday, October 27, 2002 1:44 AM

I would just like to comment on your message to our ‘Master’ Sho Kosugi. Your message said everything that I would have loved to say to him. Sho Kosugi played an important part of my child hood, through his movies, my friends & I would come home from school get get our gear ready & head off down to our local glen, split into groups, raid a cane field to create bows made from cane & fishing wire & arrows from cane. We would give the other team 10 mins to prepare & lead a chase for them. We all did karate & once we found our foes, we would fight with home made swords, bows & arrows & martial arts. We even made blow guns from the cane hollowing it out with a knitting needle and using pins with the cut off ends of shoe lacey’s as flights. We used stealth, cunning & every ninja trick in the book. This I believe made me more alert & assertive as a teenager & into child hood. 

Without my ‘Master’ i would probably have hung around arcades & got into all kinds of trouble, but instead we tried to learn the way of the ninja instead. 

Thank you again for putting the message out to him, I hope he shows us a sign & once again breaks the seal of his sword & kick some sissy ass!!! 

Scott Rxxxxxx
Scottish Sho Kosugi Pupil. 

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