We have all askes ourselves this question at least once in our lives….. So let’s see what the masses think….
Who would win in a fight to the death between Snake Eyes and Stormshadow?
Both equally awesome ninja warriors, but in this duel only one ninja can prevail ……who is it going to be?
Stormshadow and Snake Eyes: GI Joe Ninja!
Night of the Ninja
Remember the Choose Your Own Adventure books from the 80’s?
Here is one of the ninja themed books here “Night of the Ninja”
Found this gem at the local thrift store, can you believe someone let this go?
Wolverine Ninja figure at dollar store
Found this cool ninja figure at the dollar store…… It must be one of the premium dollar store items at it is priced 3 times above the stores average price.
Pretty easy way to build a large ninja clan to take out strawberry shortcake and her gang of misfits!
Ninja made an appearance on this years Iron Maiden Christmas card!
It was sent out to the members of the Iron Maiden fan club.
UP THE IRONS!
Ninja for a day – Ninja School
So, this exists……
Give these guys some money, and you can become a “Ninja for a Day”, well actually 2 hours.
“Train as a ninja during a private workshop and you’ll learn all the secrets of these spies and assassins of feudal Japan. Masters of stealth and disguise, ninjas – also known as shinobi– were members of a secret society about which very little was known. Your private ninja lesson in Tokyo offers insight as well as hands-on instruction in meditation, weaponry and fighting techniques.”
Read more: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/japan/tokyo/activities/history-culture/ninja-school-ninja-day
December 5th is “Day of the NINJA”
Today is the official Day of the Ninja!
What are your plans?
How do you celebrate the stabbiest of all holidays?
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little rubber ninja toys
For no good reason at all, here is a picture of little rubber ninja.
How about an official “Punch a douche in the face day“.
It’s a universal theme, and the name could vary slightly depending on your local populace of idiots. Maybe in your neck of the woods it would make sense to have a “Punch a-dumb-shit-redneck- in the face day”. Maybe where you live it would be “Punch the-guy-who-is-holding-up-the-whole-line-because-he-is-entitled-to-special-treatment in the face day”. We all have dicks in our neighborhoods.
This could be a great day with endless possibilities. A day where d-bags and ass-hats might think twice about mingling with the general public. If they knew it was perfectly legal for anyone to slug them one in the face, they might think twice about leaving the house that day.
Anyone could participate, its open to all!
Imagine how cool it would be to see granny slap the shit out of the jerk in line at the grocery store for jumping in line ahead of her. A fuck-tard is taking up 2 spaces with his dinky little car, why not give him a good ol’ bitch slap.
As an added bonus, the the biggest douches would be marked by their black eyes and bruises, the shame would follow them for days.
Forget the whole “Purge” idea, that’s too far out of reach right now. Society isn’t ready for that…..BUT maybe the world IS ready for a good old fashion punch in the face.
Sega ninja video game Shinobi from 1980’s
Over the years there have been many a ninja video game released in hopes of capturing the pure awesomeness of the ninja in a video game.
Most have failed.
Almost every ninja video game ever made sucked ass. For one reason or another they lost the true-ninja-feel in the game and the game flopped. Those games need not be mentioned, as they deserve to be forgotten.
However, in all the rubble released over the years there have been some winners!
5 winners actually.
Here are the top 5 Ninja Video Games that Matter.
(If the ninja game you are thinking about is not listed here, it probably sucked and doesn’t matter)